The Aristocrats! The Card Game

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Game Description

After 4 years of running this game at the Saturday midnight slot, I took a year off in 2019.
Then stuff happened.
But like Gryphcon, The Aristocrats! is back!

Warning: This game contains graphic descriptions of disgusting and perverted acts both sexual and scatological. It is not intended for children, the easily offended, the general public, or people who can't take a f^@#ing joke.

In 2005, Penn Jillette sponsored a contest for the DVD release of his documentary, The Aristocrats. The best submissions of the joke, The Aristocrats, would be included on the DVD. This game was created as a submission for this contest. It lost.

It's still pretty d*^n funny though.

What is The Aristocrats? If you dont know, Google it. With safe search off. Dont say I didnt warn you.

Due to the very nature of the game it IS 100% for adults only. Hence why it's being run at midnight. It also only takes about a half an hour to play so feel free to drop out after a round or two.